Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Midnight Show 9/6/08 (w/TJ Miller & The Voyeurs)

Guest Host: TJ Miller ("Cloverfield", ABC's Carpoolers)
Musical Guest: The Voyeurs

COLD OPEN: McCain/Palin
(written by James Adomian)

OPENING MONOLOGUE: TJ Miller
(written by Zach Paez, Chad Fogland, Michael Busch and TJ Miller)

JETS vs. SHARKS
(by Nic Wegener)
Old gang rivals, The Jets and the Sharks, tried really hard to show up the other one...but they keep coming up with new gang logos that are way too similar...because there's only a few ways to make Jets and Sharks look different on a T-Shirt without EVERYBODY gettin' confused.











Featuring: Nic Wegener, Andie Bolt, Chad Fogland & the entire cast


VIDEO: Orson Welles Wine Commercial Out-takes
(by James Adomian)

A parody of the drunken, 1980s Orson Welles debacle during a commercial shoot for California sparkling white wine.

Featuring: James Adomian, Nic Wegener, Mary Newman, Eric Moneypenny, Ashley Friedlander, Megan Reeves, James Ross, and Michael Busch.


THE DISCOVERY OF DINOSAURS
(by Heather Campbell)
1800s intellectuals have discovered 'Dinosaurs', and try to figure out what in the hell 'Dinosaurs' are supposed to be in front of each other, whilst deciding on hilarious names for these enormous, ancient boney lizards who simultaneously ate everything while having sex with it, then disappeared for no reason.

Featuring: Heather Campbell, James Adomian, Ben Siemon, Hal Rudnick, and cast.


SECRET PERSONA
(by Ben Siemon)
Making fun of that part in "Mrs. Doubtfire" when Robin Williams' character came up with the name...but way funnier. It's good stuff.
Featuring: Ben Siemon & Andie Bolt


THE GARY BUSEY INTERRUPTION
(by Michael Busch, improv by T.J. Miller & James Adomian)
Gary Busey and T.J. Miller try to deconstruct whatever theories that Busey espouses.


MUSICAL GUEST: THE VOYEURS


WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME
(by Ben Siemon)

Asshole kids think they've pulled one over on ol' Dad this time...but Mom's straightening this out until their father gets home...
Featuring: Ben Siemon, Jeff Sloniker, Heather Campbell


VIDEO: "Are You a LAWYER!?! Probably Not..."
(by Eric Moneypenny)
A late-night TV lawyer commercial for a lawyer that's helping people who aren't lawyers!
Featuring: Heather Campbell, Josh Fadem, Eric Moneypenny, Jeff Sloniker, and James Adomian.


PARROT WITNESS
(by Chad Fogland)
THE key witness in an important murder trial is an actual parrot, who says everything...but mostly anything.
Featuring: Brandon Johnson, Hal Rudnick, Jeff Sloniker, James Adomian, and Eric Moneypenny.


JEFF SLONIKER DRIVES AROUND in A FAKE CAR
(by Jeff Sloniker)
Originally, it was "Jeff Sloniker Fake Drives 'Drunk Charles Bronson' Home in a Fake Car"....but "Drunk Charles Bronson" couldn't make it....it still ruled.
Featuring: Jeff Sloniker


Vacation Stories: "THE SWAMP"
(by Ryan Perez)
Everybody around the office has cool vacation stories to tell, from all around the world...but not like the guy who visited "The Swamp" (Adomian)
Featuring: James Adomian, Andie Bolt, Heather Campbell, Eva Anderson.


"BELL BIV DEVOE or WILLEM DAFOE!?!?"
(by Eric Moneypenny)
A game show where contestants have to figure out whether we're talking about 1980s R&B sensation Bell Biv DeVoe...or 1990s character film actor Willem Dafoe. However, it wasn't an easy TV game show...but a prank TV show on the fake game show host who thought he was hosting a real game show...and the whole thing wound up as a Psychology experiment conducted by Stanford University. (SPOILERS!!!!)
Featuring: T.J. Miller, Andie Bolt, Jeff Sloniker, Cale Hartmann, Moneypenny, and James Adomian as "Gary Busey".

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